do it.

did you go look at that weirdo's book yet? this is what you're missing if you haven't:

This intensive care home-study course is for you if:
You were in a long-term relationship (1+ years)
You were in a short-term relationship (2-6 months)
You were in an "Ultra" short-term relationship (1 week to 1.5 months)
You have kid(s) together
You’re still living together
You work together
You’ve been broken up for a long time (6 or more months); even if you haven’t spoken a word to her since
She cheated on you
You cheated on her
This was a long distance relationship
You’re repeatedly breaking up
She’s telling you that she’s considering dating someone else
She’s already dating someone else
You’re still together but you feel the breakup is just around the corner
And any possible combination of all of the above…

also if you have blonde hair, or brown hair or red hair, if you have blue eyes, brown eyes or green eyes, if you breathe and require food and water to live, and if you haven't even ever had a girlfriend or even a "girl who is a friend" before! act now!