ok, so we're gonna have shirts. t-shirts. we need a symbol or something, and so far i'm thinking that a ball and chain would be cool, inside the universal sign for "no". or maybe a crazy eye inside the universal sign for "no". or we could go in an entirely different direction. either way, we're gonna have shirts. tell me you don't want to come to this.
wait. there's more. my sister suggested that we put on a historically accurate thanksgiving pageant, where the white dudes show up, give the indians measles and take their land. and then lock the indians in the back bedroom with a bunch of liquor and some cards. if we do that one, i already have dibs on being a measle.
the alternative is to do a historically accurate re-enactment of one of our childhood thanksgivings, but that actually has the potential to make people pretty uncomfortable. so we may stick with the indians/measles plan.
oh, and as if you needed one more reason...we're frying the turkey. or, should i say, my sister is frying the turkey. which promises to be an event unto itself, believe me.
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don't forget the firearms... Liquor, cards, and some firearms...
oh, right...i knew there was something else. oh, and remind me to tell you dt's and my plan for liberating some firearms from the city of richmond personal property impound...we can use those.
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