busted

so, it's true. i didn't make it to new york to see my brother brain for his birthday. irv is right about the pox...although i am pretty sure my house has already got a pox on it. can you have multiple pox(es)?

the city of richmond has turned off our gas, because they charge so much for the damn stuff that we couldn't pay our bill. luckily it's so hot here in richmond that they are issuing daily health advisories regarding the heat, so i guess if there was ever a time for a cold shower, now is it. maybe there isn't a pox on us after all. or maybe it's just a small pox. oh, yeah, i did.

instead of going to new york, i got some sleep(not enough) and watched the hulk hogan reality show "hogan knows best", which ensured that i won't get good sleep for some time. what a nightmare. i think the only way that show could redeem itself is if the daughter snaps and starts rebelling, shooting up drugs in the bathroom and dating 40 year old men who have adult kids from previous marriages. however, with the hulkster's gravy train ensuring her 13 or so minutes of fame, i don't see that happening. this is what television does to you, people. learn from my mistakes.

i am off to test the limitations of my heat tolerance. there may be a (further) unhinging of my mental stability in the very near future. i shall keep you posted, 'cause after all, that's what this blasted thing is for. posts.