so, why is it that every single time i am picking up my dog's poo off the sidewalk, a really cute boy rides by on his bike? it's like fucking clockwork. i never see them coming either. they must just pop out of the bushes or something, 'cause all of a sudden there's a cute boy on a bike riding by like two feet away. and you know, i'm pretty good at embarrasing situations at this point, but there will just never be an discrete or smooth way of getting ones dog's poo off the sidewalk and into a plastic bag.
in a related note, can we be reasonably sure that no desirable relationship of any kind has ever started with "so, i saw her picking up her dog's poo off the sidewalk..."? i think so.
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ahhhh...cute richmond boys on bikes..just ANOTHER reason i need to come home quick!!!
Hmm..i'm sure we could come up with some creative homemade t-shirt to turn these poop scoop/hottie on bike situations into a positive...i'll get back to you
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