however, i, for one, am sick of opening this page and reading about my birthday, so i figured i'd throw out a bone.
here's va kickin' it bobo style again...apparently they moved right from the important business of license plates on to the staggering problem of underwear visibility. luckily, this debate only lasted a few days before someone finally realized we were quickly becoming the laughing stock of the nation, and decided to drop the whole thing. time to make it look like we're actually doing something in the general assembly, right boys and girls? what will they debate on next? peanut butter or chocolate? coke or pepsi? britney or christina? pick any irrelevant topic. any one at all.
in other news, jason giambi says he's sorry...sorry that the parasites couldn't pull together and help him win a world series ring, that is. oh, and he's also sorry that jose canseco's a bitch. and apparently a broke-ass one at that.
what else? oh yeah...i found a really awesome blog, written by none other than our eighth pres, the honorable martin van buren. he's very witty, which is something i didn't know. to be honest, i didn't really know shit about mart, but now that i can read his blog, i think i'm on my way to a better understanding of the man.
check it out here:
allright, well, that's all for now. i'm gonna go take some more drugs. god, i love drugs. also, i must recommend breathe-right strips, which are those things you always see wide receivers sportin' in the nfl. they work wonders, i'm telling you.
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