um, kels...

i am pretty much going to declare your blog officially dead, unless you give me some new material pretty soon. sarah silverman?? i fucked matt damon??? her and jimmy kimmel broke up and got back together already and that is still your latest post! i know you are a mom, so i have cut you some slack. but i am pretty sure you have had a couple of minutes since february. you have time to post witty comments on my blog. how about you take a few of those comment posting minutes and put them together for a post. please!?!?!? all my fellow bloggers have deserted me. tomorrow i am gonna hit up alison about her year-long absence. too much facebook, y'all!!!