look, here's a clip of barack obama dancing like an idiot(or worse, like a total herb) on ellen. way to set all sorts of people back like twenty years there, barack. awesome. can't we get anyone, anyone to take seriously? instead our choices for leader of the free world are evil bigots, or dudes that dance like your mom breaking it down to sister sledge at the family reunion after a few too many glasses of white zinfandel, and who do it on national t.v. christ.
hey, remember ralph nader? wow. there's an idea.
help! we've no plausible candidate for the presidency!
as for that clip (cringe), i think it's funny how he starts to "dance" while he's still coming down the stairs, and then he stops, almost as if he's like "i should'nt do this, i look ridiculous(this phrase is better if you say it like dave chappelle when he's doing the white news caster guy)" but then he chooses very poorly, and after a quick jab at the speed bag(? doesn't anyone know what that's doing there?) he re-up's his confidence and proceeds to the family reunion with moms. ouch.
come on people! we are knee deep in a war we never should have started, our domestic situation is best classified as dire on a good day, our constitution has doubled as toilet paper for the past 7 years, our enviornment is crumbling around us, our personality on the world stage can be compared to that of nelson from the simpsons, and this is what our candidates for the presidency occupy their campaigns with? well, that and smearing their fellow same-party candidates over total bullshit. help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 comments:
Dennis Kucinich. He has a lot of shit in his pockets...figuratively, and literally. But mostly literally. And have you seen the ass on that arm candy he's got?
trey
i bet he knows how to dance, goddamnit!
trey. you should try to hook up with her on match.com.
you have an account right?
ouch!!!!
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