an unqualified success, part I

let me start by saying that we are never not frying the turkey ever again. it takes 45 minutes, is delicious, and as a bonus, nobody got burned or died or anything. with lord turkeyfryer at the helm, you really can't go wrong. it starts like this:

kels and i stayed outside the ring of fire, just to be safe. one less obstacle to jump should the thing blow up.

here's where the scalding could have occured, but didn't. that's fucking precision right there.

and...just making sure it doesn't explode or anything.