no sleep 'till richmond

this past weekend has been short on sleep and long on serious emotional overload, so do the math there. i need to sleep for about a week, but i'm gonna have to settle for about 11 hours, which is what i plan to get into directly after this post. in the interest of attending to detail, this past weekend was also long on catered food. lots of penne ala vodka. like, way more than any one person should eat in a three day period. all that's over now though, and it's back to pb&j, as my sister took all the leftovers to her house.

now, it has come to my attention that my fact checker is shitty, and that in the sports night episode i mentioned in the previous post the terms that dan messed up in front of hilary clinton were "secular" and "non-secular". so i am firing myself as fact checker, and have hired the self-proclaimed "greatest natural fact-checking mind of our time", mr. matt "irv gotti" gottesman, of strong island, new york. we'll see how that works out. he comes very highly recommended, from himself, so it could go either way. just kidding, irv. i look forward to having my writing scrutinized by you for erroneous information.

all right. i'm done here. the only things that will make me feel any better right now are listening to "come on feel the illinoise!" by sufjan stevens, a serious bout of sleep and the knowledge that tomorrow is indeed another day.

oh, one more thing...i promised my peeps back home a link to the vin diesel random fact generator...courtesy of my girl chrissy over at dcent. how's that t-shirt coming, dude? make sure you refresh the vin diesel random fact generator page. it goes on forever.

did you know?
"when vin diesel eats a pack of starburst, all of them are pink."

and also,
"when vin diesel told the Microsoft Word paper clip to go away, it never came back."

and also,

"vin diesel's blood type? red bull."

o.k. go over there yourself. right now.